Drunk Talleah
Talleah is fucking red.
Took a truly horrid photo of Brenda and she promised to kill me in the most painful way possible if the picture ever saw light.. So I mosaic-ed her face. I think she looks way prettier like that. ^_^v
I really don’t get what the deal is with Helipad. Everyone there seems really young. Or maybe I’m getting too old for this. WHAT A SCARY PROSPECT!
And the people there seem to be great fans of drinking alcohol straight from the bottle / pouring hard liquor down everybody’s throats through spouts. I don’t know why nobody else seems to be bothered about this except me cos it’s FUCKING UNHYGENIC. Just imagine – how many mouths has that bottle touched before reaching yours? You’re essentially kissing and sharing saliva with a million other people. And what if the person before you has cold sores or oral herpes? THOSE THINGS ARE NOT CURABLE AND SYMPTOMS ARE RECURRING, YANNO?!
Thinking of the amount of bacteria these communal liquor bottles have makes my stomach convulse. Perhaps I’ve got OCD.
If you're following me on Twitter, you’d already know that I’ve recently acquired an ♥ IPHONE!!! ♥
♥ IPHONEY!! ♥
But I cannot begin to explain how much I detest touch-screens when it comes to texting because it’s bloody annoying. The iPhone auto-corrects compulsively to the extent that there internet memes have sprouted all over displaying funny auto-correct moments, like:
Haha.
Anywayyyyy, point is, I’m gonna be using both my ♥ NEW IPHONE ♥ (from now on, whenever I mention my iPhone, it will flanked by tiny hearts) for games and apps, and my blackberry for all other communication purposes like texting, whatsapping, bbm-ing and the like.
Which brings me to the next fluffy, useless thing I wanna talk about, which is..
APPS.
HOTEL DASH! Please go download and play it. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT. I PROMISE.
Good Lord. The apps available on the ♥ iPhone ♥ are freakin’ incredible. They have apps to count your calories, apps to structure your diets, comic book apps for reading entertainment, about a million crazy fun games (like all the DASH games - Diner Dash, Cooking Dash, Hotel Dash!!!!!) and google maps that ensures that you’d NEVER, EVER get lost in Singapore ever again. In. Cre. Di. Ble. INCREDIBLE.
I sound like a total mountain tortoise for only discovering the magical wonders of the ♥ iPhone ♥ three ~ four years too late, but errm.. Better late than never, rightzo? Haha.
